well here I am in lunch break from my summer job here on my farm....Living on a farm is no good when the weather is like this.... i havent seen sun for like a frickin year and i havent planted any crops yet. I just got back from getting my 4 wheeler stuck in like 90 foot deep mud... NOT COOL!!!!My face got covered and I look like pablo the friendly mexican... NOT COOL.... JUst heard on the radio that there are thunderstorms expected for tonight.... NOT COOL.... i think i am just guna go bang my head on a wall somewhere until the weather gets better.... O! Guess what...ok I will tell u... Having a muscle car with a big motor in wet weather is also NOT COOL.... last night i was driving and i nearly put my car in the ditch just because the tires are bald.... so i got a lil angry and did a massive burnout, which cause me to vaporize one of my rear tires (2nd time in a week), now i gotta get some bigger new tires which are guna be spendy....NOT COOL... well now that i have brightened up everybody's day I think i should go and play in the swamp i call my farm....If anyone needs me i will be figuring out a way to hang myself because of the weather.... just kidding... but i am gun go play in the mud... If anyone wants to join me just gimme jingle.... later kiddies!! 

well here i am ZACHERY JOHN GUNNINK, hanging out on vday. oppps. (ziiip) ok so here i a just being here in my room. Roomie Matt is passed out after a long day of staing at his computer keyboard. my mommy gave me some hersheys choclate kisses for vday and she put them in the large glass that i drank lots of beer out of last night, hmmm irony? well anyhow, i played basketball today and put my beefy elbo in some gay guys femmy face. I was hoping he would cry like the girl he appeard to be, but i guess that casteration doesn't affect the vocal cords after puberty. ANywho today i decided to start my own midget drowning club. Also i will be hiding aliens from the government under my bed. underwater basket weaving and Midget tossing are planned for next spring. well its time for me to study animal science. I'm out, but everybody remember- SAVE A HORSE, HAVE SOME MEXICANS PULL YOUR COVERED WAGON.

OK well one day zach had a banquet where a very nice man gave him 1500 dollars because zach is neat and does good at school. and then zach watched the RUNDOWN. Then zach whipped shitties behind his dorm and almost wrapped his buick around a power pole in the parking lot. Zach then proceeded to the local Mc Donalds where he ordered a big mac meal and 2 cheesburgers. zach had a good day today.